Death Battle Prelude: Ladd Russo vs. Victor Zsasz by Tohokari-Steel, literature
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Death Battle Prelude: Ladd Russo vs. Victor Zsasz
Steel: They're strog, they know how to fight, and most importantly...are pretty friggin' crazy.
Question: Wait for it...
Steel: I LOVE THESE GUYS!
Abe: Hey, aren't there two other guys here?
Steel: Well, Bella decided to give Virus Man the whole "learn to be more human" character arc...which Q and I took to mean "going to rewatch Wreck-It Ralph" for the seventeenth time.
ELSEWHERE...
Virus Man: I'm confused. Why do you insist on romancing the short, balding man who's a blatant Narcissist?
Bella: Because that's THE POWER OF LOVE, Virus Man.
Virus Man: ...I must do more research on this "power of love" concept.
BACK WITH THE HOSTS...
I am the celestial gardener, policing the planet of the stink weeds and poisons which leak out even through the cracks in the cold asphalt sidewalks of the city of Sin!
5/12/13
Black leather smoke coils up my nostrils tingling with death's surprise. Human remnants cling to my clothing like bloody briars as i continue to wade, hip deep in flesh, bone and viscera.